Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands

Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons

by HapyCampr August 25, 2018

reduced iron

Iron FROM THE blood of CATTLE often added TO nonkosher food. Commonly known as pig metal.

THAT Bread has reduced iron in it.

by Votegreensavetheplanet October 27, 2021

Non-Heme Iron

Iron which isn't as easily absorbed In the bloodstream as Heme Iron and is generally found in plant based foods such as lentils, nuts, seeds, beans, spinach and potatoes with skin. You may also find Non-Heme Iron in fortified breakfast cereals.

Non-Heme Iron doesn't absorb as easily as Heme Iron, so you're best off recieving your daily dose of Iron from meats (particularly red meat) if you're concerned with your daily Iron intake.

by UltimateDoge September 1, 2022

Iron leg

sudeepa from Sandalwood has been called as Iron leg

Sudeepa iron leg

by Mrkudka January 27, 2021

ironic insomnia

When you don't chronically suffer from insomnia yourself, but are in a relationship with someone who does, and the nights you suffer from insomnia are the nights your partner is asleep at a reasonable hour.

"My ironic insomnia happened 3 times this week grrrr"

by 5tephani3 July 26, 2014

Ironic Tik Toks

Basically trolls who make these tik tok videos.

i've seen ironic tik toks compilations all day, they won't stop appearing in my recommended.

by imliterallygod October 23, 2018

The Ironic Curse

The tiktoker @musicallyisbetter (Called ironic in discord) used to own a faction named solar force. He was one of the worst leaders, and every other leader after that is said to get the fabled ironic curse. Signs of them acting like ironic can start only a week after.

The new owner has the ironic curse!

by rocreature February 9, 2021