Egyptian Eye Goggles

When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.

*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."

*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.

by bigoldfatguy January 3, 2012

Peruvian Eye Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead.

Check it out! Mark's passed out. Should we teabag him, or should we give him the Peruvian Eye Goggles?

by Christina Farah December 9, 2006

Gogglehead

Insult, originating from the anime Digimon. Each season of the show contained a stubborn or bullheaded "leader" character who wore goggles on top of his head. The word "gogglehead" came to epitomise the stereotypical blunt, stubborn, or self-centered characteristics of the show's main characters.

Despite the fact the Digimon show has been over and done with for some time, it still has a pretty hardcore fanbase, and the word is common on website and forums that still cater to Digimon fans, as well as other "kiddie anime" sites that host pages about Pokémon, YuGiOh, or other shows that shared a fanbase with Digimon.

Often used affectionately.

That newbie didn't even read the rules before she started posting. What a gogglehead.

Tai always was my favorite character. I miss that old gogglehead.

by Lady Chevalier September 5, 2005

penn goggles

The transformation of the retinas of the eyeballs in students of the University of Pennylvania. This phenomenon inhibits the ability of the retina to correctly reflect light patterns, which results in a greatly miscontstrued judge of beauty. A slow acting affliction, taking course over much time, growing stronger constantly. Close relative of beer goggles.

Yo man, when I first met her I didn't think she was pretty at all, but now that penn goggles are in full effect, I want to fuck the shit out of her!

by Jim September 29, 2003

book goggles

phenomenon in which one's time in the bookfield makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; works wonders for people of all shapes, sizes, colors, and ages.

During delivery week, I thought the 45 year old heffer and her 13 year old daughter were the two hottest pieces of meat in the market. Thank you Book Goggles.

by Joe @ UT September 9, 2008

google bet

A bet made when one can determine who wins by a simple trip to an internet search engine providing instant gratification.

"Dude Dan the Autamator is NOT Del!"
"Yes he is"
"Google bet ya!"

by tovah July 28, 2005

Google Community

An internet forum which blinds users into believing that it's purpose is to let people to talk about Google, but in truth it's a hang-out place for openly gay and bisexual men, most of which are trolls. Not a recommended site.
See Gay Community.

"God, GoogleCommunity.com is so gay! The users are fucking annoying. The admin..ugh, that faggot, what a con artist! He doesn't listen to anyone and steals logos!"

by Intelliot sucks cock February 26, 2005