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The German Stienburg 

One of the most complex and vile sexual acts to be performed... It requires strength, focus and tremendous commitment.

The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.

After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).
"Dude, I have to stop by the farm later and borrow a tractor tire, my girlfriend is finally going to let me give her The German Stienburg."
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Unholy German Clusterfuck 

A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.
Me: Google, search up the Holy Roman Empire.
Google: Did you mean Unholy German Clusterfuck?

Swamp German 

Derogatory name for Dutch and sometimes Belgian peoples.
Maarten Vanderveeke is from the Netherlands. Oh so he is a “Swamp German”?

The Angry German 

When you're pounding out your girlfriend, while screaming furiously, without bending your knees!
The Adolf just wasnt getting the job done, so I hit her with The Angry German!
The Angry German by ToneMan08 March 22, 2017

Arschkarte (German) 

The opposite of the Joker - means You have lost, You are are fool of someone.
Da habe ich die Arschkarte gezogen.

Mrs German 

Mrs German is not a great teacher and she smiles too much
Mrs German by lsfjkslfkj May 30, 2009

Flying German Cowboy 

When you are high off your ass, having an orgasm, and shitting all at the same time while a fan spins near your ass sending your poo all over the room.
Dude last night I was a flying german cowboy.