forbidden fruit

Someone who is attractive but is illegal or taboo to jave sex with, for example a family member, a married person, an underage person etc.

She's forbidden fruit coz she's married

forbidden fruit by tory borty February 16, 2013

Boner Fruit 

synonym for testicles, balls, nads, rocks, stones, gonads, jewels, ball sack

A good girl will also play with your boner fruit during a BJ

Boner Fruit by chimmler December 23, 2009

oyster fruit 

slang for pearls

"Damn, that hoe ova' there got herself a damn big set of oyster fruit round her neck."

oyster fruit by junksniffer45 December 27, 2013

Squashed Fruit Salad 

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.

Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!

Squashed Fruit Salad by Kibosh January 8, 2008

velvet fruit loop 

A persons rectum. The butthole

Lick my Velvet Fruit Loop

I fucked her velvet fruit loop

velvet fruit loop by Rawsyn November 7, 2018

Your fruit salad is a little wet...

You got a little coke on your nose - term from the 1980s

"Amy, your fruit salad is a little wet..." he said knowingly.

Your fruit salad is a little wet... by Bloop22222222 January 15, 2019

Your fruit salad is a little wet...

1. You have a little coke on your nose.
2. You wiped after dropping a deuce but not well enough.

She came up for air, her hair flying over her shoulder, and I had to tell her, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

Your fruit salad is a little wet... by poopsterbot January 17, 2019