Blue Lock footballers

These are the type of individuals that have started playing the sport of football (soccer) again because of the hit 2022 anime/manga series blue lock. they tend to think they can succeed as football players because of the knowloedge they had previously gained from the series.

person 1: "why have you started playing soccer again? you last played it back in middle school. Are you one of those blue lock footballers?"
person 2: "How does that matter? I think ill be the next Messi."

Blue Lock footballers by J4KE_ May 1, 2023

Footballer 

Poorly educated loutish individual, who is often challenged by words containing over two syllables. This being, despite regular insults rarely takes a substantial blow to its self esteem due to its truly gargantuan ego, which shields it from the harsh reality of its own shortcomings. Unfortunately however, the aforementioned fails to cover so much as half of the individual's problems; you may at this point be thinking that a word such as "cunt" would fit the bill, however despite the fact that a footballer fulfills all aspects of this obscenity, the obscenity fails to encapsulate all aspects of the object it is intended to describe. Thus, to conclude I shall simply say that these dismal beings which burden society tend to have the charisma of John Prescott, the aesthetic merit of a frost-bitten genital and the compassion and respect for others of Chairman Mao, a definition which should help you to avoid them.

This word can rarely be used oratorically because the object at which it is aimed tends to be making a considerably louder, yet truly unfathomable noise, however if you are fortunate enough to be far from its immediate surrounding an example may be, "behold, this footballer has taken a fairly limp wristed impact on the shin, and yet he is now falling in a manner of sub-human dignity to the ground, many feet from the point of contact!"

Footballer by creed101 June 2, 2011

finished footballer 

A professional footballer from Argentina who moved to France to try and statpad in a farmers league but made himself a fool and never get nominated for player if the year

Woman 1,"Who is a finished footballer?"
Dumb man,"Cristiano Ronaldo."
Man with a brain,"This man is retarded,it can only be pessi"

finished footballer by Mbappe lotin October 6, 2022

foosball 

A sport growing in popularity within the seedy underbelly of society. Usually played in dark corners of pubs and bars, its presence is only given away by the occasional cry of 'goal' from one of the sweaty contenders.
Use of gloves, lubricant and rubber johnnys have lead to the game gaining an association with the porn industry, but this link is unfounded, and is pure sensationalism spread by the media.
The game of foos can be likened to an art: The players are the artistes, the table their canvas, and the ball and men their awesome tools of artistic creation.

F**k pool - let's foos

foosball by leaks September 24, 2004

foot ball 

Nuclear retardation diesease where foot grows out of testi satchel

My uncle went to chernobyl and came back with a bad case of foot ball.

foot ball by General Asswipe July 7, 2006

footballers 

someone typiccaly a male that playes football
is considerd a footballer

omg look at all the hottt footballers!!!!!

footballers by nichole101 June 16, 2007

Foozball 

A term used to describe a table game placed with 2 seperate teams kicking a ball such as soccer.

This term may be best described as a person living in the southern Floridian border. A person who lives close to swamps, hunts for aligators, and barbecues them for dinner.

Adam Sandler's "The Waterboy".

A person with a high pitched voice, who speaks rather fast and interrupts anyone who may be in the middle of a conversation.

Someone who thinks women were made by satan.

"My boy ain't playin' no FOOZBALL!"

"Women are for da' devil!"

"Donta la FOOZBALL!"

"Man, that Tamara is such a FOOZBALL!"

Foozball by Joe Jr. March 13, 2004