expired facial

when you wipe your face in a used cumin rag

i don’t wanna give my sun Jonny an expired facial when he sleeps in daddy’s bed

by double novo dong April 28, 2021

chicken facial

When you’re too high to cut onions correctly and put your face over a pot of boiling chicken.

Hey roomie, I’m cutting these onions wrong can you help me out with a chicken facial?

by Becky#1 September 14, 2021

Dirty Fabiano

When someone have sex with his partner's grandma and get caught out while cumming

Yesterday my boyfriend did a dirty fabiano on me, I broke up with him

by BC04 November 22, 2021

reverse facial

A variation of a snowball where the woman (or man) spits a mouthful of cum back in her partners face

Dude, I was fucking that goth chick and she gave me an unprompted reverse facial. Shit was nasty. .. But kinda hot..

by visborne January 24, 2022

Campfire Facial

When your girlfriend is temporarily blinded by the campfire smoke, you stand over her and jerk off on her face.

Gary took advantage of shift in the wind and gave Linda her first campfire facial.

by James S Beam April 8, 2022

Skoda fabia

Pre pubescent man's car. Driven by wannabe boy racers who can't handle a real machine. Owners are too tight/skint to upgrade their car. Prone to mods falling off and silly whiny pathetic pop bangs

What is a skoda fabia

by All-knowing, all-seeing August 5, 2022

Freshman facial

When you get your head shoved in a mud puddle.

Josh: I saw that bastard Aiden making out with my girlfriend behind the bleachers.
Sam: She won't find him so handsome after we give him a freshman facial.

by redroadpunk August 22, 2022