Ejob

some mofucuh from 2007 that uploaded a gif to roblox

1: yo ejob uploaded a gif to roblox in 2008,
2: you are a retard

by qwertyuioasdfghjkkzxcvbn December 23, 2023

ejected

when it comes out (if you know you know)

I ejected out of my dick and went on my hand

by beater defeater 69 November 12, 2023

Ejeah

:)

Ejeah is a pretty nice person, personal problems at home, she always thinks she's ugly and not worth the freinds she has, also always thinking she's the "backup freind", she's very popular, pretty, and everyone thinks she's gorgeous, she's not a nature person, and mostly an inside person. She finally finds herself freinds that cre about her and what she thinks, she cry's herself to sleep all the time about her life, at home, siblings, and so much other, her favorite holiday is Christmas because of Jesus Christ birthday, she's not a lover person, if she breaks a heart it's not her fault, it's her feelings fault. She not the nicest person, or smartest, although always tends to try her best in everything, hangs out with her friends more than family, and loves night drives. She's super strong, funny, and loving and caring, ur lucky to find a friend like her.

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Ejaculight

An occurrence that happens only to pre-pubescent seahorses . It’s when the male seahorse finds a fish carcass floating around, then it positions the fish body to be at a 73 degree angle from the nose of the seahorse. From there the pre- pubescent seahorse sticks it twig sized dick into the fish carcass, any opening works as long as it’s not the fish mouth to make sure the fish teeth don’t damage their dick. After the micro dick is in the fish, the seahorse repeatedly, extremely aggressively humps the poor fish’s flesh. When the seahorse finally ejaculates into the carcass it releases a hormone that causes the fish the glow. Slowly the seahorse will pull its minuscule dick out and make squeaks of pleasure and joy. This attracts the other pre- pubescent male seahorses to come rushing towards the original seahorse to fuck its tiny hairless body till it dies from the ever most painful pleasure.

Damn that pre-pubescent seahorse must be beginning the process of ejaculight.

by helislapp November 28, 2023

ejaculate

another word for cum

i ejaculated all over the monitor

by the avrg neo-nazi November 30, 2023

EJAY

An ejay is a rowdy ass broke nigga.

“Yo that ejay won’t shut the fuck up.”
“I know, he always begging for money.”

by treyyur December 5, 2023

Ejellculate

The substance formed after abstaining ejaculating for several years, when it finally comes out in a jello like form. This substance often comes out all at once, spilling out of the tip in an enormous stature.

While soaking with his wife, the Mormon yelled, I’m going to ejellculate as he let the huge glob out on her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024