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do you have stairs in your house

A phrase used by www.somethingawful.com goons. It is derived from an old song regarding robots; the author of the song tried to gain fame equal to that of the All Your Base phenomenon. It failed to gain much popularity, but SA goons use the phrase to this day to identify other goons.

A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.
<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.
by Lurky McLurkflakes April 17, 2005
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How dey do dat

Magician slang for common folk who wonder how their tricks are performed. Used by magicians Tony Wonder and G.O.B. on the television series Arrested Development.
Tony Wonder: "The 'How dey do dat’s' ate it up."

G.O.B.: " Oh, poor Michael. You do not think like a magician. Such a 'How dey do dat.'"
by xfanatic50 May 4, 2005
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Do nothing bitch

A female who is sometimes very attractive in appearance that uses her looks to mooch off guys while adding nothing to society. No job, school, or real responsibilities.
Becky is a total do nothing bitch. All she does is fuck that old rich guy for his money and post on social media all day, it's so disgusting.
by itiswhatever September 19, 2015
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no can do

"I just can't do it."
Comes from the 1982 song "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" by Daryl Hall and John Oates.
Supervisor: Can you finish that report by 2 today?

Employee: No can do.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008
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do you love it?

phrase made up by paris hilton and nicole richie. probably one of their only good phrases (well at least it's fun to say) haha
A (holding up a pair of jeans): do you love it?
J: loves it.
by pinkslips April 14, 2007
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do numbers

"Doing Numbers" refers to when something sells alot of units or a respectable amount of units. Mostly used on forums to predict, celebrate or ridicule the performance of an album that just hit the market. In hiphop forums, arguments over successful/superior albums can sometimes result in comparing Soundscan/Hits Daily Double sales.

For an album to "do numbers", usually it needs to sell AT LEAST 100k in the first week, go #1 on the chards, and go GOLD or PLATINUM at some point.. otherwise it is a dud
The J.Cole album is coming out after being pushed back 5x, it has no buzz behind it, i doubt it'll do numbers
by maroontiger March 24, 2011
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Do a barrel roll!

Comes from Starfox 64. A character would command fox to do a barrel roll in order to prevent being shot to deadness.

A barrel roll is when a fighter pilot makes his ship turn over, very quickly, in mid-air. It makes the wings harder to hit.

It's more common practice to shout this phrase at friends while they play video games. Especially if they can't do anything roll-like. The purpose is to be obnoxious, and quote old video games. Two of most peoples' favorite things.
"Son of a white boy, my Sim will not stop crying!"
"Quick, do a barrel roll!"
by Cap'n Awesome August 11, 2006
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