Sleep for Dinner

When you are too tired out poor to get dinner, so you just sleep instead to forget about being hungry

Human 1: What should we get for dinner
Human 2: idk
Human 1: What did you have last night
Human 2: oh I didn't have any money so I went with the sleep for dinner route

by H@ June 2, 2018

Five-Finger Dieter

The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.

"Bro... I gave myself a Five-Finger Dieter last night!"
"You're gross man... But good job..."

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter November 14, 2020

The Lincoln diner

The only place in Gettysburg to get breakfast at 1am if you're drunk and lost you'll find yourself there. You can eat pancakes and puke without leaving your table.They only have to 2 good looking servers. The bathroom smells like a NY subway station. Once and while you'll find some chick passed out drunk down there. If you're lucky you'll see one of the servers fight a guy. Over all the foods decent i recommend the the Monte Cristo

Im shit faced. Lets go to the Lincoln diner.

by Roast beef man February 25, 2021

Farmer's Dinner

When a tired farmer had not time or money to get or make himself dinner.

I am really hungry right now, but I think I'll just have a farmer's dinner.

by Real names 2233 April 21, 2022

After Dinner Mint

When a man has sex wearing a condom, finishes in it, and then uses the condom like a slingshot to project the load into the girl's face.

After banging your sister I totally gave her an after dinner mint - It got all over her face!

by AndesMints December 9, 2011

dinnercourse

upon the purchase of a meal for a significant other, then one has the expectation of sexual favor.

Last night I took this hot chick to arbys and we had some dinnercourse.

by Hilldebrender January 1, 2009

Dinner and a Show

A sex position where you lay on your back and lift your lower half into the air and bend until both your knees are next to your head on the bed. Next, you get fucked and you watch yourself get fucked and that’s the show and then he nuts in you and it oozes out of your ass, down your taint and balls, and then into your mouth! Dinner and a Show!

“Did you and he...?”
“Oh yeah! We went to dinner and a show!”
“I thought you were walking funny.”

by busstress98mf August 28, 2019