guru meditation code

A whimsical name for an error code, the guru meditation code is helpfully provided by end users so that tech support gurus have something to meditate on. When their meditations are complete, they may be divinely inspired to create a better product, establish a philosophy of world peace, or maybe even fix your problem.

Before accepting the message, you may wish to write down the guru meditation code. You may then email it to Red Lion technical support, so that one of our technical gurus can meditate on this information in order to track-down the cause of the problem.

by rootbeer277 October 18, 2008

Band Bus Code

the code that bandies attempt, but never end up swearing by regarding what happens on the band bus: what happens on the band bus STAYS on the band bus.

Marie: omg on that one band trip i sat next to this trumpet player... we ended up hooking up!
Gina: whoa, girl! don't you know the band bus code? what happens on the band bus STAYS on the band bus!

Rick: HAHAHA JOHN KISSED RANDY ON THE WAY HOME FROM LAST WEEKS COMPETITION!
John: IT WAS A DARE AND IT WAS ON THE CHEEK!
Fred: What happened to the band bus code?!

by uberbandie March 7, 2009

codger

an old person. Derives from coffin dodger

some old codger died last night at the old peoples home

by duncan disorderly April 14, 2003

Coder

Somebody who finds great pleasure in the art of Computer Programming.

Synonymous with: Hacker, Programmer

That weird geek spends time programming all day, what a coder.

by Yo Mama January 23, 2003

Codeine

This alkaloid is found in opium in concentrations ranging from 0.7 to 2.5 percent.
Oftenly Found in prescription cough syrip, and basically slows you down all around.
The good effects:
· High with dizziness
· Skin, Lips, Face feel numb
· Relieves pain quite well
The bads:
· decreased sex drive
· Urinary haulting or problems

Only knew one brotha who OD'ed on Codeine, man that's like OD'in on orange juice.

by Markos March 4, 2004

Cody

A good ol' country boy, that almost always says, "Yes ma'am." He is loyal to his friends and family, especially his mama. A Cody won't mind hard work and isn't afraid to get dirt on his hands. He is tough and determined. He has the sweetest smile, the warmest hugs, and the biggest heart, sure to be a great lover. He will do anything to take care of his lady. While a Cody loves to joke, he won't push his humor too far on his girlfriend. He knows when something is wrong and wants to help when it is. Most girls at first don't realize how great he is and what they are missing, until he leaves the room with that lucky girl. He is always faithful and sure to subtley turn heads with his charm.

(Cody after leaving a room)
Girl1: I wish I were as lucky as her.
Girl2: Me too! Cody's are such charmers and the ultimate husband prospect.

by mickeyd2320 January 19, 2013

codo

Spanish - Literally "Elbow"
In a few regions of Spain this refers to somebody who is very stingey with their money. In many cases, the person calling you stingey will simply stick their elbow out pointed at you.

Dependiente - "Esa camiseta le costará ciento dólares."
Cliente - "¡De ningún modo en infierno!"
Dependiente - "Ud. es codo."

by Andrew March 15, 2005