Carpenter

The name given to fans of Sabrina Carpenter, who is an actress, model, and singer

Person 1: Paris by Sabrina Carpenter is such a good song!
Person 2: You like Sabrina? I didn’t know you were a Carpenter!

by CleanPlantMemes November 13, 2018

Dirty Carpet Syndrome

General everyday hygiene required before having sex.

...she had Dirty Carpet Syndrome. When she gets out of the shower I'm going to tap that and go home.

She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.

by imkite April 12, 2009

Shampooing the Carpets

When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.

Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.

by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008

Carpet Bombing

The act of leaving excrement on your partners pubic hairs during a sexual act.

Sally screamed in disgust as bill layed a huge carpet bombing run down her pubic region!

by dgtlchlk November 17, 2003

carpet muncher

A person who likes to perform oral sex
on a woman.

THAT dude a carpet muncher cause he
be eating pussy all day.

by bog April 8, 2006

Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

Any of a wide range of afflictions resulting from repetitive commuting. Most common are sciatica and butt zits.

Crushed by cement ceiling tiles - that's serious Carpool Tunnel Syndrome!

by hbm January 3, 2009

carpenter

What Jesus did as his part time job lol

Jesus was good with handling wood lol him and his little fisher price carpenter toolkit

by Rupert "dong" Dupert January 6, 2008