Brandon

biggest 2-faced lying asshole you will ever meet. If you meet a brandon, walk away immediately. He is the scum of the earth and the worst person you will ever meet. This name is another name for satan, if you fall in love with a brandon you will go to hell and be cursed.

Girl: im love in love with brandon

Girl:*dies*

by TheLuchalor December 9, 2012

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Dirty Brandon

When a gay man and a straight man conjoin together by opening the gay man's penis hole and inserting the straight man's penis hole until white fluid oozes out, but only on April 24th.

I can't believe Danny just did a Dirty Brandon with Derek.

by TheDictioner April 25, 2020

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bradding

The act (or even art, some would say) of chatjacking a status update or post on any social networking site. The chatjacking can be any conversation (intelligent or otherwise) or even just spam. Bradding results in very pissed off people who find their inboxes full of meaningless updates that need to be deleted.

Bradding is a form of trolling.

Dammit! I leave Facebook alone for two days and I come back to find my status bradded!

by Mainerd August 20, 2010

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Brandonize

To influence, meditate or alter a situation or outcome in ones favor in a clandestine way.

To make a series of suggestions to a group so when they meet they all come to the same conclusion. The one you planted.

"You brandonized that meeting, everyone was eating out of your hands"

by alovelyman October 31, 2011

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Brandon

the hottie next door, the guy you stare at with the flipping new hair who is crazy talented in all sports and will definetly look good with his shirt off. He is the athlete in your school.

oh another brandon jock walking our way

by mennhhamsnsjs January 9, 2014

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