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Food blindness

The severe condition where you can only see one type of food. Only way to be cured is to actually eat something different for once
“Do you like my home cooked food?”
“Wym Margret? All I see is pizza rolls

“Ohhhh, you must have food blindness”
by Medical information December 28, 2021
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poop blind

The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.
Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.
by 367 September 27, 2018
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blind ambition

Typically ambition is a good thing, it's something that drives you to achieve your goals and improve yourself.

But blind ambition is when someone becomes so fixated in their ambitions that they ignore everything and everyone around them. They become blinded by their own ambition, or at least inflicted with tunnel vision. This causes them to neglect taking care of themselves and their relationships.
(Three friends, Carl, Joe, and Rick talking, sitting at a diner table. Carl is extremely tired and his clothes are messy)

Joe: Holy shit Carl, you look bad. You look like you haven't slept in 3 days, and your clothes are a mess. You okay there? What the hell happened? You gotta take care of yourself man!

Carl: Don't... matter. Yeah... I spent... eh... 3 days straight... without sleep... renovating... my coffee shop... so what? I have ambitions... Joe... it's gonna be... the best coffee shop in the whole city!

Rick: Hey Carl, we've been calling you over the last few days and you haven't responded until now. I get that you're trying to improve your business, but you can't let your blind ambition destroy your life!

Carl: Hey... shut up... screw you... I'm not gonna... let you... get in... my way... of... *Carl slumps down and falls asleep on the table*
by ngicecream March 27, 2023
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Blind BS

When you are put in the position to Bullshit out of your ass without guidence...if one is guided then there is a strong possiblitiy that you might Bullshit in the wrong direction and get caught in your BS!
*Fancy party*
Person 1: SO Kat, can you help me write a paper on Death of a Salesman?

Kat: I never read that
Person 1: Its ok Blind BS is fine

Kat: YOU GOT IT!
by LagatitaJillisa December 1, 2011
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Blind Antelope

Q. Mum , what was my fathers name ?

A. Blind Antelope
by Billericay Dickie October 24, 2020
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blind carbon copy false memory

when receipients of a bcc falsely believe unknowingly that they’re familiar with a person mentioned in it but are not.
The blind carbon copy false memory thru the recipients for a loop.
by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018
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blind jump

any jump where you're unable to see what's up ahead. mostly used in the Geometry Dash community.
by slideglide June 3, 2024
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