The act of sitting your unwiped ass on your partner's face while teabagging them, then ejaculating in and around their mouth. The end result resembles a baby that smeared cake all over itself at its first birthday party.
I got fired because the security cameras caught me giving Carol a first birthday in the supply closet.
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I really didn't like when roddy missed the fantasy football draft. He was sure acting like a Happy Birthday Roddy.
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When you become a legal adult and you can make your own decisions but your parents or any one older than you thinks you are still a child.
"It's her eighteenth birthday so she's going to get a tattoo."
"She thinks she's so grown because its her eighteenth birthday."
"She thinks she's so grown because its her eighteenth birthday."
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Get the Over-birthday mug.When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash
This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.
by Donny Bratsco December 12, 2016
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How fortunate that your Bleather Birthday coincides with Bleather by Blucas' release of his new fall line "Bleather Betrayal."
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