apple computer

expensive paperweight...ironically they do not weigh very much

dude that sucked, my term paper just blew away when my apple computer fell off my desk... no i'm not worried about the apple computer, but i'm pissed about the pencil it broke when it fell.

by j-mo-fucka July 3, 2003

apple

Qaulity computer that is the best choice for video, pictures, or music editing. Not for gaming due to compatibility issues. Morons like to argue which is better,Windows or Macs, I personally think that both are good for certain things. People who say that, "Windows sucks because it crashes every 2 minutes" either have never owned a windows computer,or just had a shitty computer and didn't set it up properly.

Macs are good and so are PC's.

by Hack Nike June 9, 2005

Candy apple

Noun: body shape where most of the mass of the body is carefully balanced upon two skinny legs. Spheroid object placed on top of a... stick (cylinder?!?).

"Dude, I'd like to bob that apple." - Man one
"What you talkin' 'bout, gee?" - Man two
"That smokin' candy apple. Damn, she like a basketball balanced on top a pencil. You know how I like 'dem strangely shaped women!" - Man one

by labeauf October 6, 2011

apple blumpster

Taken from blumpster and, originally, blumpkin.

Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.

While taking the recycling trash out to the dumpster behind the dining hall, I observed two individuals in the container into which I had planned to throw my rubbish. The girl was sucking the guy off, who was both shitting, and holding an apple in his mouth at the same time. I then realized they created an interesting spin on the blumpter; an apple blumpster.

I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.

by K. Schulten May 14, 2011

chocolate apple

anal fisting.

dana enjoys getting a chocolate apple, even though, a fist rammed into his eagerly awaiting anal cavity is such a chore.

by suckmongus June 10, 2010

Bone apple tea

like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea like you're french or something.

Just made some chicken permission 😍😍😍 bone apple tea!

by YourVeryOwnCat January 18, 2017

Apple

Something that kids now a days use to smoke pot out of.

"Shit I forgot my pipe!"
"We can just smoke out of this Apple!"

by Mack-Daddy! September 21, 2009