floridian water torture

The act of putting a pillowcase over your head and jumping in a pool.

I'm so bored that I could Floridian water torture myself!

by Suprisingly April 4, 2016

Pirate Water

Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.

My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.

by kiimosabe September 12, 2016

cheddy water

Cheddy water is a slang term used in the north east of England, it is when the Semen Is not fully developed and comes out looking very watery.

by Daniel twine

Hahaha you can only produce cheddy water

by Big twine January 31, 2017

jesus water

When you wake in the middle of the night really needing a glass of water and there's just a bottle right in your reach. It's like a whole other drink because it's just there if you need it

I've just had the most amazing glass of Jesus Water

by Made up words that make sense March 8, 2017

Midwest Water Torture

The process in which the receiver of an inverted face fuck is repeatedly slapped in the forehead by a slobbery, slimy scrotum.

Melinda was cool with the idea of face fucking, until the Midwest Water Torture began.

by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017

Ugandan warrior

A valiant but noble enchilada hailing from the tribe of de wae. These can be seen in groups (clicccs) and can be easily identified by their native tounge of clicks. These clicks are mere noise to the untrained and unworthy ears, for many of these warriors speak you must "kno de wae" to truely grasp the grander scale of their language and culture. No mere mortal with their dirty ears and close sighted eyes could ever truely know the way quite like a Ugandan warrior. To reach enlightenment, you must kno de wae bruddah.

Today i talked with a ugandan warrior on vrchat. It was an experience i'll never forget.

by Flag-narok May 1, 2018

Ham Water

Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.

This ham water is oily and greasy. Not to mention stanks. I’ve got to cut out the fried chicken.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018