red willy

1. an extremely period-soaked finger jabbed into one's ear.

1. One day Matt got bored and decided to give Miss Rufo, his hot teacher, a red willy. He went over to her desk, reached under her skirt and stuck his finger into her bloody vagina. Then he proceeded to stick the period-soaked finger into her ear really hard for a long time.

red willy by possumlord March 15, 2009

bald willy 

Shaved shaft to add inches

"I think Im getting back with my ex-boyfriend."
"Why?"
"He grew an inch since last time we had sex!"
"No girl, that things a bald willy, he just mowed his lawn."

bald willy by Clare....eric too. May 12, 2004

Happy Willy Bum Dance 

A dance move where the man rubs his crotch suggestively against the back of the woman. Usually takes place in crowded dance floors

He's pure giving me the Happy Willy Bum Dance!!

Happy Willy Bum Dance by mrmanben February 19, 2009

weeping willy 

Term used to decsribe a penis infected with the clap. See also drippy dick.

Paul's careless fornication with the shady ladies at Scroggy's got him a case of the weeping willy.

weeping willy by Whiskey Drinker Me January 4, 2010

lose the willy

A really fat person who believes they look slimmer in expensive designer clothing brands.

Hey Tubs, you better 'lose the willy' if you wanna wear Prada.

lose the willy by Disco Dave December 3, 2007

dilly dilly willy nilly silly 

After too many beers lip sinking to a Willy Nelson song.

After winning beer pong he was Dilly Dilly Willy Nilly Silly.

dilly dilly willy nilly silly by Casey Parler February 25, 2018

Wet Willy Turnpike 

While recieving some magnificent road head, you pull out and shoot in her ear. You proceed to twist your dong in her ear. When done, you can keep driving or kick her out while driving.

Did you hear what Plangger did last night? He finally gave that Nicole whore the Wet Willy Turnpike.

Wet Willy Turnpike by Stauchy McNasty June 10, 2007