Sweeping Water

trying to do something frustrating nearly impossible. as in trying to sweep water.

"hows your work going?"

"ugh. im sweeping water with this math project"

by zootsuitriot May 29, 2009

brown water rafter

chuncks of solid shit that ride a river of of diarrea.

i just got five brown water rafters.

by mutantlizard October 17, 2009

toilet water dipping sauce

When you are going to the bathroom and at any point during your visit an item of clothing gets dipped in the toilet.

Scenario: Bathroom Stall

Girl #1: "Oh shit, the back of your skirt is all wet."
Girl #2: "Great, when I squatted it must've hit the toilet water dipping sauce. Yum!"

by the Duomo January 4, 2010

Wheat Water

Beer.

We are having the boys over tonight for some wheat water and football.

by pico80 February 19, 2011

Gurt Water

That watery film that greets you upon opening the yogurt for the first time, or after a long period of yogurty neglect.

Red Mango worker: "Would you like to try our new special gurt water? Our gurt water has plenty of probiotics that are great for the whole family and will leave you feeling gurty as ever."

Person: "What's gurt water?"
Anyone else: "What's gurt water?? Y'know, GURT water! I love gurt water!"

by ErlerterVern May 18, 2013

Lesbian Water Polo

A warmed up Fleets or regular bag enema is administered to a female 'bottom' and she's told to 'hold it in' by her girlfriend, who then mounts and fucks her with a strap-on until she either wins by cumming and releasing it, or can't hold it and explodes all over both of them, whichever happens first! Usually 'played' on the toilet or in the tub for obvious reasons...

"You and Rebecca left the club rather early last night...what kind of mischief did you two minx's get yourselves into?"

"I took her home for a little round of Lesbian Water Polo!"

"Ohhh...and how did it go? Everything cum out all right?"

"Clean as a whistle!"

by BettiBleu October 17, 2013

Pooty Water

(n.) The water in the base of a hookah. Commonly used to refer to the substance being inhaled through the water. Colloquialism used in Oak Park, IL.

"Dude splash me some of that pooty water."

by Sleeping Pooty February 20, 2014