Weed wackin

Watching the show weeds and masturbating.

"Dude I was just weed wacking so hard!"

by Bootyphat July 9, 2012

Ethan wacker

The hottest mf on the earth. Super ripped and short and lives in nashville and smart and rich and cool

Greg: “have u met Ethan wacker? He’s so rad dude”
Clint “oh I know right!”

by Simpforethanwacker September 3, 2021

My jimmy's wacked

My penis is not functioning properly

A time when you would use this term is when the process of ejaculation is not performing up to its standards. This is a great and discreet way to announce the issue.

Example: "Yo check it, my jimmy's wacked!"

by Shankapotumus September 2, 2010

wacky

1. To jerk off delightfully.

1. "Why are you tired? Did you already wacky?"

2. "I wackied before the big game to reduce stress."

3. "Are you nervous?" "No, I already wackied."

4. "Stop sending me links to Big Tit Nurses 3! I already wackied!!!"

by TRONJAM August 17, 2009

Environmentalist Wacko

A slur used by conservatives and/or people who enjoy destroying the environment in the name of progress against people who believe in protecting the environment and saving the Earth for future generations.

Howard called me an environmentalist wacko because I believe that the Redwoods shouldn't be cut down.

by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006

wacko

Having a bat, masturbating, jerkin' the gherkin, crank the shaft, cook the cream of cock, do the rattlesnake shake, engage in hand to gland combat, give yourself a low five, five fingered friendless fandango, mashing the monster, ram the ham, slam the spam, yank the crank!

"Dude i had the best fuckin' wacko last night in the shower, i lasted a whole two minutes!"

by Alex Swain May 18, 2008

Wackitus Tobaccitus

Marijuana. It is the scientific name for Wacky Tobaccy.

"Using binomial nomenclature, the technical term is Wackitus Tobaccitus"

by RichardZhule March 11, 2006