tentaculear

Verb, from tentaculeo: derivative from 'perrear intensamente' in a party, followed by a girl wrapping her tentacles around him until he is completely paralized'

' A un compa lo tentaculear on en el pasillo de la casa de jose, el mae solo se sento y a los 10 segundos se dio por vencido'

by Jack Sparrow inside the kraken December 23, 2011

Tuna can test

when a man inserts his penis into a tuna can and if his shaft touch the side and not the bottom then the man has a chode.

Man Sudhakar, you got a big dick. You should take the tuna can test homie.

by dolphin_mother April 17, 2017

tuna cow

Only the coolest animal in the aquatic world...
Also a wonderful tattoo that all the hardcore people named Art should have.

Ex 1: Brooke"Dude! Did you see that tuna cow!?!?"
Kylie "YEAH MAN! JALABEANO!"
Gina"Umm...wow..."
Ex 2: Brooke "We whould show Art that we could give him the coolest tattoo EVER!"
Kylie "Yeah! Like a Tuna Cow!"
Gina "Umm...wow..."

by I want to eat you. September 10, 2007

Tuna Helper

This is based on the use of the "stranger" where the male lays on his own arm to put it to sleep. Then uses his own arm to masturbate himself but here's the twist...

Put the arm to sleep with two fingers extended and have your female partner use your stranger hand to finger her vagina to her satisfaction.

Megan - would you like a Tuna Helper?

by Panther13 April 23, 2009

Tubby Tuna

I. An Extremely large Chode.
II. A sexual act involving two obese gay men.
III. A Punk band from La Porte, Texas.

Tubby Tuna gives me a raging hard on!

by MustonGuitarist October 18, 2005

Tuna

When a person is hella high and actin' really stuip or sayin' sumthing that's really stupid.

Last night David was on Tuna hella bad.

by Krystina April 14, 2004

tuna

1. someone who does/says something stupid
2. can be used instead of "tool", "nerd", "dork", etc.

steve was such a tuna last night! he lost his footing on the stairs and fell flat on his a**.

by sabrina April 1, 2004