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is a creepy old orange creature that came from hell and is the leader of a cult
trump by wappers July 5, 2021
trump, n. a small, stump-like penis that is visibly wider than it is tall. Remarkable diminutive and toadstool-like in appearance. Any namesake or lookalike of the original "trump," the membrum virile of the 45th President of the United States, which was so described by actress and director Stephanie Gregory Clifford (also known as Stormy Daniels), along with other intimate partners of the former president. Synonymous with choad or chode.
1. A: "It's stunning that with a stumpy, tiny trump like that the guy was able to procreate and have a family!"

2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
trump by anonymiserly October 12, 2021
During coitus, the sound of a loud flatus emitted by a larger man due to making excessively aggressive thrusting motion in an effort to compensate for his small and insufficiently erect penis.
I can't believe she walked out the moment I trumped a wet one!
trump by Dormilona September 14, 2021
A type of bowel movement, that when flushed, precedes to run alongside the inner walls of a toilet leaving an embarrassingly gross stain throughout it's demise.
I just took a wicked trump, and now I to need the toilet brush and bleach.
Trump by Fross09 September 16, 2021
old president, he is gone and will prob die soon ngl
"trump? oh yeah he sucks ass"
"ikr"
trump by alliono September 19, 2021