roasted toasted and buttered

Something to say when anyone or anything is getting absolutely decimated in a competition

Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered

Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there

by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019

Toast

A piece of heaven that should be enjoyed with a good spread of butter and coffee

Kieran: “ I really want toast”

by Ben.rogers April 14, 2019

Buttered toast

A sandwich of the open faced variety

"Hey brad, lets go get some open faced sandwiches"
"Ok chad how 'bout some buttered toast?"
"You read my mind"

by Sandwichlover9000 April 15, 2019

Toast

The period that occurs before the roasting of an individual, to prepare someone to be roasted.

“We’re about to go toast Mike before roasting him for what he did yesterday at the party!”

“if Michael Scott was toasted before roasted, he would’ve accepted the roasting more gracefully.”

by serenityadams December 13, 2019

spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

Could not be identified as toast !

items / specks that cant be identified as toasted bread

im sorry that crum Could not be identified as toast ! , it may have been a from a piece of hot cross bun .

by dave the destroyer May 29, 2019

Toast Bitch

Being whipped on someone that may or may not be your partner, to the point where you would bring them toast in the middle of the night. Being a toast bitch means that you would do anything to satisfy their wants and needs.

Person 1: He did her entire math assignment and handed it in for her
Person 2: They're not even together
Person 1: What a toast bitch

by siegelbagel August 7, 2019