by KRAILE November 16, 2018
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Sometimes is not up with the new lingo.
Sometimes is not up with the new lingo.
"Man, i'd tap that guy so fast."
"You'd what that guy?"
"Man Jess, you're as dumb as toast."
"Fo sho."
"You'd what that guy?"
"Man Jess, you're as dumb as toast."
"Fo sho."
by Julian R. October 12, 2005
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by Dan Brandt August 25, 2005
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Get the frog and toad mug.1. a suffix added to any word rhyming with it. the addition of the suffix transforms the word into a clause answering the question that prompted the utterance of the word to begin with.
usage notes: (a) the preceding word alters its spelling to resemble that of the suffix (i.e., "oa"). (b) some circles of linguists argue that the resulting clause can take any tense. (c) responsively, toad is used in its second use (see below). (d) the requirement of rhyme can be stretched if the user of "toad" as a suffix is intoxicated, and the general consensus is to only need to rhyme the vowel section of the word.
2. (mf) one's person.
usage notes: (a) the preceding word alters its spelling to resemble that of the suffix (i.e., "oa"). (b) some circles of linguists argue that the resulting clause can take any tense. (c) responsively, toad is used in its second use (see below). (d) the requirement of rhyme can be stretched if the user of "toad" as a suffix is intoxicated, and the general consensus is to only need to rhyme the vowel section of the word.
2. (mf) one's person.
1. "what are you doing?"
"koadtoad."
(koadtoad means "i'm programming")
"why are your eyes red?"
"smoaktoad"
(smoaktoad means "i was engaging in the consumption of cannabis")
2. "where is yr toad? it was supposed to get here an hour ago."
"sorry to disappoint yr toad but my toad got stuck in traffic"
"koadtoad."
(koadtoad means "i'm programming")
"why are your eyes red?"
"smoaktoad"
(smoaktoad means "i was engaging in the consumption of cannabis")
2. "where is yr toad? it was supposed to get here an hour ago."
"sorry to disappoint yr toad but my toad got stuck in traffic"
by causticfellow February 27, 2010
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2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.
3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.
2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.
3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.
by Herman Fowler January 13, 2003
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Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"
Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"
by dexi March 1, 2010
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