Punish the toilet

When someone takes a massive shit or squirts out a lot of diarrea and then clogs the toilet with the amount of toilet paper that they use to wipe their butt afterwards.

*Stan was in Eric's bathroom desperately trying to unclog the toilet after taking a huge dump. *

Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"

by Gaylord Olgvin September 11, 2011

american toilet

the new Green Day CD

piss on it

shit on it

and call it Good Charlotte

worst Green Day CD ever made

by green day shit themselves September 28, 2004

toid

Short for Altoids the originaly celebrated curiously strong mint.

"Babe, your breath is rank, pop a toid!

by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004

Toileted

It is now used in Half Life 2 Multiplayer when someone is killed by an object, thrown with the gravity gun.

Dude, you totally toileted me in that last round...

by Coldmud December 3, 2004

toilet

People like to drink toilet water. A huh huh huh huh.

I smoked a toilet with Barack Obama today.

by Barry Trotter December 14, 2008

toink

An onomatopoeia: The sound made by a dodgeball impacting against anything, esp. a dodgeball player.

TOINK! "You're out, four eyes!"

by Christoph Whitbeck December 18, 2005

fuck toilet

A person that evryone fucks like they are a toilet - fuck toilet.

"oh man the stacy is such a fuck toilet!"

by Tehaidanator August 21, 2008