Tearing up the mulch

when someone is wearing boots with spikes or blades on the bottom, they are ready to tear up the mulch.

Random Person 1: Did you see the boots (insert name here)is wearing?

Random Person 2: Yeah, they're totally ready to be tearing up the mulch.

by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. February 19, 2011

tearful blumpkin

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce

whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin

by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011

tearjerkher

Saying or doing anything knowing it will make someone (usually a woman or a male wuss) cry immediately. This usually occurs in public and at inappropriate times.

This meeting is sure to be a tearjerkher.

We told her the results, knowing it was going to be an awful tearjerkher.

by smartypants2011 May 11, 2011

Tearrify

To bring someone to tears through terror.

The plan of the hijackers on 9/11 was to tearrify a nation.

by backotruck May 28, 2012

Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo October 18, 2012

tear dup

Urban Dictionary: Tear Dup.

Defaming another (tear DOWN, with tear as to rip; "tare") to cover-UP, conceal, or justify your own misdeed by ascribing shame to another. Bonus points if done under the umbrella of a religion (tear pronounced as to cry; "teer").

Usage:

1. She made him look a fool and was all tear dup in emotional adultery with another man. gamesmanship
2. They screwed up their own administrative process almost killing me from behind their desk, and were all teared up about it, said it was my fault. cover-up
3. It was fraud, and they were all tear dup over that would-be whistleblower. deceit corruption
4. She is a pastor now, and is tear ("teer") dup that her younger brother remembers what she did to him as a child. hypocrite shame
5. He is just tear dup because he is a cop and he stole from his brother. betrayal deceit

by Reasonable2014 February 14, 2014

tearin up the lane

Proceeding forward in an automobile in a designated carriageway at above moderate velocity

Did you see Rocko tearin up the lane in his Nissan Z, he was COMING! Boy i tell ya he was comin mighty fast

by hugnnpoopsen May 25, 2014