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Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.
Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!
by 4xchamp November 17, 2019
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suck rocks

suck it. one level worse than kick rocks.
by rocksucker October 27, 2022
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Jamie sucks

Its when your sister Jamie believes everything on urban dictionary
man i canty believe Jamie sucks
by Timanator79 November 13, 2020
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Suck-ceed

Did she suck-ceed her way there?
by V9000 January 11, 2021
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grumble suck

When a girl blows you and makes half Moan and half mumble something and you can't hear her. But continue spreading cum in her throat. Don't forget breath mints.
That whore totally grumble sucked me hard. Didn't hear what she said but I don't care. She only cost me $30
by boost the monster May 14, 2015
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Suck and sniff

When she wants to give you a blowjob and sniff your ass at the same time.
Hey babe you ready for some suck and sniff?
by Dirty Dick April 16, 2020
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suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.
Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy
by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019
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