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Test Rape

The act of a test or quiz in school raping you.
Wow...that was brutal. I gotta sue for Test Rape now.
by asdsaedsadsa November 21, 2013
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Test

to sleep in class, waste time in the bathroom, and then hurry up and fail
John almost died taking a test
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Telstra

Telstra, synonymous with "fucking Telstra",and "it's those fuckwits again at Telstra", in addition to "outsourced their give a fuck to a foreign call centre, who don't give a fuck even if they could understand what you were saying"
Statistifally Telstra have contributed to over 75% of mass murderings in Australia; there is a strong correlation with buying a guy and wanting to harm people with it after dealing with Telstra.

Awww what's up mate? ... "Fucking Telstra, those fucking cunts have over charged me again for my mobile/the internet is down again/ they haven't called me back all week to sort out this fucking internet.

If you are short of conversation and want to feel part of the group, just casually bring up Telstra imna conversation. People will immediately a violent reaction and start spitting as they speak thinking about the last time they had to deal with the cunts at Telstra.
Those fucking cunts... What's up mate, awww those cunts at fucking Telstra, my fucking phone is down again.
Just got off the phone with their call centre, fucking useless cunts they are...
Yeah fuck Telstra man, they are fucking cocksucking fucking cunts
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Test tickle

The act of tickling someone in their testicles or balls
When he has sex with me, he loves Test Tickles
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test his jaw

When someone is disrespecting, simply pop him one in his jaw.
Friend 1: Christian keeps texting my girl
Friend 2: test his jaw
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cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.
I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.
by biggerspeck May 17, 2007
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