2 definitions by Whatthefuxk
Telstra, synonymous with "fucking Telstra",and "it's those fuckwits again at Telstra", in addition to "outsourced their give a fuck to a foreign call centre, who don't give a fuck even if they could understand what you were saying"
Statistifally Telstra have contributed to over 75% of mass murderings in Australia; there is a strong correlation with buying a guy and wanting to harm people with it after dealing with Telstra.
Awww what's up mate? ... "Fucking Telstra, those fucking cunts have over charged me again for my mobile/the internet is down again/ they haven't called me back all week to sort out this fucking internet.
If you are short of conversation and want to feel part of the group, just casually bring up Telstra imna conversation. People will immediately a violent reaction and start spitting as they speak thinking about the last time they had to deal with the cunts at Telstra.
Statistifally Telstra have contributed to over 75% of mass murderings in Australia; there is a strong correlation with buying a guy and wanting to harm people with it after dealing with Telstra.
Awww what's up mate? ... "Fucking Telstra, those fucking cunts have over charged me again for my mobile/the internet is down again/ they haven't called me back all week to sort out this fucking internet.
If you are short of conversation and want to feel part of the group, just casually bring up Telstra imna conversation. People will immediately a violent reaction and start spitting as they speak thinking about the last time they had to deal with the cunts at Telstra.
Those fucking cunts... What's up mate, awww those cunts at fucking Telstra, my fucking phone is down again.
Just got off the phone with their call centre, fucking useless cunts they are...
Yeah fuck Telstra man, they are fucking cocksucking fucking cunts
Just got off the phone with their call centre, fucking useless cunts they are...
Yeah fuck Telstra man, they are fucking cocksucking fucking cunts
by Whatthefuxk August 1, 2018
Its obelieving otherwise known as fools gold. It's a gold mining company that has fooled its investors into thinking it produces gold and runs a sustainable company but it really doesnt.
He is doing a Orinoco Gold.... a what? An Orinoco, he has fooled everyone into believing him... that's gold mate! He has fooled them all...
by Whatthefuxk August 2, 2018