Top Job

When at a big party remove the lid to the toilet's resivoir and take a dump in it or a wizz. When the toilet gets flushed pee or shitty water will just fill up the toilet bowl again.

"This dude we know was a jerk, so at a party at his house I gave him a top job"

by prof z March 3, 2008

top-tankin

Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet so that chunks of fresh shit fills the bowl with each flush.

Same as defined above.

by Random_DooD August 5, 2004

Top-poster

A top-poster is someone who writes above the original text when replying to an email or a post in a newsgroup.

A. Yes.
Q. Do top-posters confuse people?

by Towchain July 24, 2008

top crash

to take a nap, to go to sleep

I am tired. I'm going top crash for a lil.

by A(ey)licia April 5, 2008

top romin

When a guy is having anal sex and he goes to take a piss and he pisses out the shit and it makes it look like noodles.

jim had anal sex with kayla and he pissed out top romin.

by Scarface893 May 23, 2011

Top faloopen

The act of being on top of your sex partner and faloopen every hole that is in the reach of your pinkie toe.

"top faloopen" plugging ones hole with your pinkie toe

by Weldy Weldy face August 23, 2011

Top deck donkey punch

When doing a male or female in the ass you then pull out, cum on your fist, turn your lover around and punch them in the mouth.

I bought an ugly girl home last night and had to resort to a top deck donkey punch.

by Pony girl September 22, 2012