tear jearker

a sentimental handjob.

robert got a handjob during the movie -the note book, it was a real tear jearker

by brad cofey February 23, 2008

Tear Jerk

When you masturbate while crying and use your tears for a lubricant

After he got dumped the threw a tear jerk to his ex girl friend for three weeks.

by nick butz December 15, 2011

Tarsh

Tarsh is when something is horrible, or garbage; Something that no one likes.

Aye bro, you are fucking tarsh at football.

Oh my God, her breath is tarsh.

by aksjdfnhkjlasdnf September 20, 2016

tar tars

tits, breasts

i grabbed her massive tar tars

by pimp jamie b June 29, 2009

Tear a new asshole

What one might do with a drill-shaped penis.

When I take the bus home afterwards, I won't be able to sit, because they're going to tear me a new asshole.

by Yoni June 1, 2004

Cock Tear

An oozing ejaculation, that resembles a tear because of its dripping nature.

"I totally Just busted a Cock Tear all over her face"

"Ahh, that just made me let go a Cock Tear."

by Aidan P. May 29, 2005

Fred Ass-tear

n. A rare sexual move due to initial pain from both sides: results in intense pleasure if done correctly. You CANNOT you lubricant, or it's called anal sex. The act consists of a man with a larger penis thrusting it into a partner's anus, causing mild to severe tearing. The partner subsequently yells out in pain, but then the heavenly pleasure causes them to sing out a rich, harmonious note matched only by the man himself.

Julie : "Hey, Darla baby, why's there blood dripping down from between your legs? I thought you got your period last week!"

Darla : "No, silly, Jim gave me a Fred Ass-tear last night; it was the most wonderful thing I've ever experienced!"

by averygoodburger February 17, 2010