Spooky Nigga Hours

Spooky Nigga Hours, when you just wanna be spooky to someone you know, or be a dick to the Pedo down the road

Aye, Jared, put on your spooky kkk costume, its spooky nigga hours

by MoonRise177013 October 18, 2017

Spook

A term used by political thinker, Max Stirner to describe constructs of society, saying they are like ghosts in your head. It isn't as outrageous as it is today to say, but Stirner thought that gender was a spook, saying that it doesn't exist.

Karl Marx: I love being a man.
Max Stirner: That's a spooky spook.

by IAmVeryDepressed August 20, 2020

spooge-face

a crusty, man juice mask worn overnight by many women.

Tarheel Boy's wife wakes every morning with a crusty spooge-face.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

spoon goblin

A person who doesnt respond to you when you ask them to get something while they're already up.

Jared: "Hey can you get me some mustard while youre up?"
Dan doesnt say anything.
Jared: "Stop being such a spoon goblin!"

by Roosill March 5, 2009

spooky poo

when you have a poo but it comes out so fast that it goes around the bend on the back of the toilet leaving no trace of a poo at all

Dan: dude i just had a banging shit but when i looked in the bog it wasnt there

Garry: must of been a spooky poo

by Rumpletrumpskin March 6, 2010

Spoon Boy

A boy that likes cuddling up with a priest or family member, usually to initiate intimacy.

"Did you hear that Henry tried to seduce Father John?"

"How did he do that?"

"He tried to be Johns spoon boy"

by Truthy March 5, 2013

Caramel Spoon

Something that happens in tylers pants.
A phenomenon that occurs when donations reach Over 9000. This causes Msico (phil) to shoop da woop and begin charging his lazer. As this is happening, Marrissa recieves a mysterious phone call from a private number. The caller says "So I herd u leik Mudkipz" and hangs up. Marissa does a barrel roll as she faints, just barely missing the blast from phils lazer which has been aimed at tylers weak spot to do massive damage.
Tyler wakes up just in time to grab a shovel that his wife gave him over 500 years ago and deflects the lazer blast, but shrinks the shovel down to the size of a spoon. Tyler is so excited and overcome by adrenaline that he puts his hand back in the pants, still holding the spoon...right as he soils himself.
the result is the fabled...caramel spoon.

"dude, did you hear about the caramel spoon?" asked jim
"Yeah man, i heard there was a whole bowl full!" I replied.

by Billyblanksbody October 10, 2008