spanishLION

the most awsome thing ever to happen to the world

man i am so glad spanishLION happend

by spanishLION October 9, 2008

Spanish kiss

Where a female is kissing you and gets down on her knees where she proceeds to eat your ass.

I’m still picking hair out of my teeth from giving my boyfriend a spanish kiss.

by Lil.mayo December 30, 2018

Spanked

Probably British slang. Really drunk, or off yer face. Possible to use when tired. Synonyms include "mashed", "wasted", "caned".

1. Dodgy Dave was really spanked when he came back from that club last Thursday. I wonder how many cheeky fellas he'd necked?

2. I rode my unicycle to the sea and took a swim today. By the time I got back home (it was 30km there and back), picked up some groceries, scrubbed off the sunblock, prepared a green salad and steak dinner, and washed it down with a glass of Chianti, I was absolutely spanked.

by DJ delerious June 14, 2009

spank the sponge

Female masturbation, similar to spank the monkey, but with a ladies front bottom/twat.
the action of doing so is simply spanking the sponge.

Girl: stop teasing!
Boy: you want it baby?
Girl: oh yes, spank the sponge!

by benny the boy April 16, 2007

spankadelic

(adjective)
the quality of the object of a spank fantasy that is so hot, and so titillating, that the spank session attains the level of altered consciousness.

She is so spankadelic that I felt like I had two dicks that I was simultaneously beating off. When I came, my head felt like it imploded in ecstatic bliss.

by quipu72 February 5, 2009

Spank-catch

When someone goes in to spank you and you catch them before you can complete the act.

A: Damn dude, that was a sweet spank-catch!
B: I know, no way i'm letting C spank me.
C: :-(

by ihavenolife! July 27, 2009

Spanish Tint

A phrase for smearing fecal material onto a vehicles windshield.

My ex never washed her car so after I got drunk one night I helped her by giving it a spanish tint.

by Dr. Philsgood January 28, 2010