Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.

Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.

by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021

smoothening

When EC2 Spot, Amazon's spare capacity compute at a discount, switched from bidding to max price. Cost-per-hour and instance interruptions both got smoother. Spot users were, and still are, as smooth as possible. Coined by an appreciative (and marginally hilarious) customer.

After The Smoothening, EC2 Spot customers saved even more on their cloud computing without even trying.

by daSteveCo June 10, 2021

Smoothiral

A person who flirts with you so smoothly that they might as well be drinking a smoothie.

Jim: everyday is a date with you, ooo that was smoother than a smoothie.
Pam: damn you really are a smoothiral!

by gangstouille September 28, 2021

smoothie queef

when your smoothie blasts out the bottom of your straw, making a juicy queef sound

that was such a voluptuous smoothie queef sound that came out

by bloodyrapscallion September 30, 2021

Smoothie

When you hit the dab pen and the blunt at the same time.

*blunt in the rotation*

"yo hand me the dab pen . I'm bouta hit a smoothie"

by ERAUVirginityclub March 20, 2022

hallway smoothie

when walking the hallway of a hotel picking up unfinished cocktails set outside of rooms for room service to pick up and pouring them into a single cup.

she got thirsty on her way to the ice machine so she made a hallway smoothie.

by ghettobenzo February 7, 2010

Big Smoothie

A big smooth shaved dick.

Girl I can't wait to get him home and hop on his big smoothie.

by Big Smoothie1982 June 19, 2011