dry slap

a saying to a person u have a disagreement with who you believe offers little threat to yourself.

"yer gonna get a dry slap u little tosser"

by sheiky September 23, 2005

Cock Slap

v.kok slap. The use of a man's penis(cock) as a weapon to slap the shit out of his girlfriend/wife/boyfriend(if your queer) when frustrated with them.

1. I told my girlfriend to make me a chicken sandwich, and she didn't so I Cock Slapped the bitch!

2. While my wife was giving me a blow job, I decided to pull back and Cock Slap her for fun.

3. My boyfriend told me that that we didn't have any KY Jelly left so what did I say, "Boy go buy that Jelly, and when you get home be prepared for a ruthless Cock Slapping".

by Dude Andrews & Dude Moore August 3, 2007

Meat Slap

The act of slapping a piece of red meat as hard as physically possible. A test of how good a piece of meat is, usually performed in ASDA. The louder the noise, the better meat quality. If the slap is pitiful, then the meat is off/not of decent quality, and should not be bought.

Don't buy that gammon, it sounded shit when I gave it a meat slap

by Greg247 August 5, 2008

slap the gash

1) the art of female masturbation.

also...

2)a highly obscene euphemism for sexual intercourse; often used to emphasize a certain, unrelated point.

paddy actually shat in my kettle?! slap my gash!

you wanna come over tonight and slap the gash?

by GashSlapper February 18, 2008

slap tag

Graffiti normally on USPS labels that get put up on public places such as windows, street poles , signs and and other smooth surface

Hey Task did u see that BKC slap Tag on Los Angeles Street

by SlapEmUp August 25, 2013

Slap yourself

A term used to respond to people who say something stupid or idiotic

" Is the Earth round?"
" We live on the moon"

"Slap yourself"

-I couldn't come up with a good example....

by LifeOnPoint March 29, 2015

slanted

To lose composure and let your emotions get the better of you. When you get upset/angry/worried/nervous/anxious over something and it affects your mental state and ability to stay focused.

A synonym for tilted.

I just lost 10 games in a row, I'm way too slanted to keep playing.

My jungler just fed my lane doublebuffs, I'm slanted.

by Zebra the Moose March 10, 2018