when you take your dick and rub oil all over it and put sprinkles on it and whack someone in the face with it
Tyler: March, I'm gonna fucking sausage slap you if you say "I LOVE YOU" to my girlfriend again!
March: Okay.
March: Okay.
by i_liek_dem_poniez July 19, 2012
Get the sausage slap mug.the act of slapping your shlong across someones face. usually preformed on woman when having sex but if preformed as a prank on a dude the administer of the hogey slap usually loses is hogey.
girl- yes more!!
dude- *smack*
girl- what the hell was that
dude- bitch you've been hogey slapped
dude 1- if you hit me with your dick you wont have one left.
dude2- sure sure *smack* what now. youve been hogey slapped?!?!
dude 1- you son of a bitch
dude 2- *riiiiiippp* ahhhhhh you bastard, you tore off my hogey.
dude- *smack*
girl- what the hell was that
dude- bitch you've been hogey slapped
dude 1- if you hit me with your dick you wont have one left.
dude2- sure sure *smack* what now. youve been hogey slapped?!?!
dude 1- you son of a bitch
dude 2- *riiiiiippp* ahhhhhh you bastard, you tore off my hogey.
by thechimmichonga February 21, 2011
Get the hogey slap mug.A slap that is completely unexpected and uncalled for. The slapper does not need to be provoked in any way, he merely needs to feel the urge to slap someone and then succumb to it. Dutch slaps often occur when the slapper is in mid-conversation with a total dweeb.
Jon: The atmosphere on saturn is made up of three...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*
Jon: What the hell was that fo...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*
Jon: What the hell was that fo...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*
by steveclarkrocks February 21, 2011
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