Slader is the art of timing, knowing when it is right to leave and return into someone’s life. The goal isn’t to change ones behavior, but to instead shape it around your behavior patterns. In other words, you are trying to get someone to think about you when you aren’t around them. Think about it as an analogy. You are a farmer who is growing crops. You have to plant the seeds in the present to reap the rewards in the future. This may be a fairly large investment, but that also means the potential payoff is larger. As a farmer, you aren’t just going to sit and watch the plant grow. You have other crops to grow on your farm, therefore you must know when to check in on the progress of the plant and adjust to the conditions surrounding it. You need to know when to water and fertilize your plant, until eventually it is ready to harvest. The key to slader, is knowing and believing it is always slader season no matter the circumstance.
"Bro what'd you do last night? you disappeared."
"Bro, Matray and I ran a quick pick 2 and sladered some smooth brains at double."
"Bro, Matray and I ran a quick pick 2 and sladered some smooth brains at double."
by Salderman Jones III March 3, 2020
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Mike, that Cock-Slammer is HUGE! don't let that thing near me.
Mike, that Cock-Slammer is HUGE! don't let that thing near me.
by Viperruels January 5, 2009
Get the Cock-Slammer mug.The act of slapping someone on the cheek with a stack of bills totaling $1000 or more. Used on someone who is requesting a loan, talking shit about your financial status or being nosy about your financial status. Indications are stinging pain, embarrassment and visible marks, usually in the form of light red welts.
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"I got paid today, cashed my check, came home to relax and was immediately assaulted by demands from my wife for a new this, a better that. Thats when I finally decided to show that ho who bring home the bacon. I pulled out my wallet, withdrew the cheddar and gave the bitch the Stack Slap of a life time. Now she is happy with the salvation army bras/tampons."
"I gave a hungry old man a stack slap when he begged me for 89 cents. What did the bum want to buy? An Arctic Circle hamburger."
"I stack slapped a baby seal and killed it. Yea, I'm loaded bitches."
"I gave a hungry old man a stack slap when he begged me for 89 cents. What did the bum want to buy? An Arctic Circle hamburger."
"I stack slapped a baby seal and killed it. Yea, I'm loaded bitches."
by NegativeJZ January 27, 2008
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Get the fisher slam mug.A person who destroys all pieces of booty that comes his way. Regardless of how ugly or ratchet she is. The king of booty. Usually when he doesn't even try to slay bitches will hit up. He is the master of fucking bitches. He has a 3rd degree black belt in the art of slaying. It is a rare talent that not anyone can have.
Aye my friend John slays all the booty.
Really? How much booty?
Nigga he's the booty slayer.
Oh shit really? Can he teach me.
Really? How much booty?
Nigga he's the booty slayer.
Oh shit really? Can he teach me.
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Did you hear that new song she just released? That shit slaps!
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