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Secci

A word which means sexy, in Sabina language.
Damn Keng, you are soo secci.
by Keng Moua April 2, 2007
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seck

A hypothetical singular form of the noun secks. A round of sexual intercourse is composed of infinitely many secks, much like the area under a curve in integral calculus is composed of infinitely many line segments. The use of "seck" is hypothetical because it is impossible to give or receive only one seck.
There are no examples of isolated secks because, while their existences are mathematically deducible, they are physically unobservable.
by Suineder February 5, 2010
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secret agent

A standard cigarette (either standard or for the chavvy, superking variety) hollowed out of its tobacco contents and replaced with the key ingredients of a spliff or joint, save for the rizla. Useful for disguise from law enforcement officials (plod), or just when the rizla's have run out and no bugger can be arsed with goin down to the petrol station at 3am. Ideally filter shuold be replaced by a normal roach
No Rizla's? Secret agent time!
by Matt_the_don October 28, 2005
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5 second rule

Rule invoked whenever dropped food is picked up and consumed in the presence of others. Time can vary widely depending on the type of food dropped: a sirloin steak at a barbecue may have nine lives, while a street vendor hotdog is declared unfit for consumption even before it touches the ground.
Once I saw it slip from his tongs, I asked the street meat vendor if I could get a new sausage.
by K M July 12, 2004
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10 second car

A car that covers the 1/4 mile between 10.00 and 10.99 seconds
I only got to make one pass at the track last night in my Corvette, turns out it is a 10 second car after the new cylinder heads and cam. NHRA requires a roll bar for any car that fast
by Autohaulic March 20, 2008
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Secual

Secual is a word created in which a idiotic friend will use instead of sexual because they are in a rush to reply to a huge mistake they made
Friend 1: how did you get hash brown and hamster mixed up?
Idiotic friend: "hamsters can have secual attractions too"
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Secretary’s ass

This a term use to discribe an ass that is flat and spread out. secretaries usually have flat spread out asses due to prolonged periods of sitting. The term could have been interchanged with any profession that sits alot but secritary was generally understood to be a long sitter.
Person A:Dude, your bitch has a Secretary’s ass.
Person B: fuck, I know
by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005
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