When an elderly woman's wrinkly, shriveled up vagina is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from fingering her puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. Then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray pube hair and fluffy yarn.
Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.
Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.
The "cat" doctor discovered a rather bulbous queef dust ball in nanas' cooter. He diagnosed her with queef dust balls syndrome.
by Auddy && Kels June 30, 2011
by Dixie Normous III June 11, 2010
When a person gives oral sex to a woman who is from Kansas city and she queefs so hard she deficates in the givers mouth.
I thought I got burnt ends on my Mahomes jersey but it turns out my old lady hit me with a Kansas Shitty Queef when I was going down on her at the tailgate.
by Leesuschrist January 02, 2022
Slang; used to be a meme in which you misspelled boń apitite. Yet, this in my opinion this is the best one.
Makenzi: *posts bone smack the queef on a tweet caption to be funny*
Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.
Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.
by ilikepuggos February 07, 2018
When air is absorbed into a woman's lower area. Usually caused by burps. As the name suggests, an inside out queef is literally an inside out queef.
John:Man, last night was rough, Mary's queef took my breath away.
Adam:It must have been an inside out queef.
Adam:It must have been an inside out queef.
by KawaiiPanda. June 09, 2014
When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.
by Johnny Twotone March 25, 2014
My friend accused me of being a Queef Ass Bitch.
by MasTerOFfaRTS December 05, 2013