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pocket python

The penis.

Also: trouser snake, one-eyed trouser snake.

Began to be common in the UK in the 70's largely through Bazza Humphreys and Let Stork Strine, a kind of dictionary of Ocker Australian talk.
He whipped out the old pocket python and fell upon her like a rat up a rhododendron.
by the man of the sea October 18, 2009
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pocket chicken

1. When you wrap fried chicken in napkins and stick it in your pocket to save for later.
2. Another name for a man's penis.

3. The feminine version of "cock."
"Jacob, why aren't you eating your fried chicken?"
"I don't like to eat in public," he says as he proceeds to wrap his meal and stick it in his pocket.

"Dude, pocket chicken!"
by Chesch April 15, 2017
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pocket penis

A pocket penis is when your dick is bigger than an elephants nose and can potentially crawl out of you pants pocket.
Damn i saw Jack walkin around with what looked like a pocket penis!
by jiggernuggen February 5, 2014
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boo-pocket

is someone that you can place in your pocket at all times. This can be someone that you love or just think is funny!
My boo-pocket needs to come out because Im having a bad day!
by Nikkai02 April 7, 2009
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Slut Pocket

"Last night my girl went down on me, then I fucked her slut pocket."
by Derek C. Riordan August 15, 2008
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pocket-email

To unknowingly email someone from your blackberry or email device, while it is is your pocket, purse, or manbag. Similar to pocket-call.
I pocket-emailed my boss while mountain biking after calling in sick. Now he wants to know what "V*qw" means, and why I'm so sunburned.
by Jim O'Sims June 11, 2008
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Skin Pocket

1. noun: A surgically-implanted, thin, fabric like material, solid to prevent leakage (important in a skin pocket), found between the epidermis and dermis, that forms an opening along the length of the leg or chest, usually used to store everyday items (cell phones, wallets, ipods, etc.) so one does not have to wear pants; extremely practical for the everday man and woman, but NOT for the someday man and woman. Formed only if one commits oneself to evolute.
Dude, I evoluted some skin pockets. cheek cheek boom.
by slydevilly August 6, 2012
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