sump pump

A sump pump is a pump used to remove water that has accumulated in a sump pit.

My old sump pump is too loud!

by Paul Thornton November 27, 2007

Goony Pump

Any type of Shotgun used by a Goon/Person.

Get all tha goons and get dem Goony Pumps we fin to do a 187.

by Thaone07 April 29, 2009

Desk pump

To randomly shoot the ceiling (With a pistol) while sitting at your desk at work.

I DID MY FIRST DESK PUMP!

by TheZarz July 20, 2010

lil pump

he,s the type who fuck bitches in Skechers and some blue jeans and a heat jersey yes hes from Miami

me; *looks on Instagram and sees lil pump looks at most recent vid* lil pump: hello Instagram it's ya boy pumpwanthatpussy2135 I done fucked my girl so damn hard that me: eyes grows wide* wait what? lil pump: to the point where my left leg has went numb my left leg is completely numb and my dick has gone numb to the point where. me*turns off video* oh hell naw fAM IM OUT *goes to room*

by really niggga guy December 13, 2017

shit pump

A general term defining people who seem to be well taken care of but are totally useless.

"Did you see the new guy they just brought in? What a shit pump!"

by Johnny Esquire May 13, 2006

Turd Pump

Pretty self explanatory.

Asshole. Plain and simple.

Why don't you shut your blowhole, Turd Pump, before I decide to break my foot off in your ass??

by BigWyo October 13, 2009

Little Pump

Someone with malformed Testicoils.

Did you see Little Pump? He has malformed Testicoils. Damn, I wish I could be that cool...

by Theuglyman July 13, 2018