Turd Pump

Pretty self explanatory.

Asshole. Plain and simple.
Why don't you shut your blowhole, Turd Pump, before I decide to break my foot off in your ass??
by BigWyo October 14, 2009
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Wrinkle Neck

Noun. Best described as a singular unit of excrement. Person acting out in an obnoxious or unruly manner.
My neighbor's dog left a huge pile of wrinkle necks on my lawn.

My neighbor is a wrinkle neck for allowing his dog to crap on my lawn.

When Fred drinks, he can really be a total wrinkle neck.
by BigWyo October 14, 2009
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