blossom poo

A MASSIVE POO EXPLISION

P1-Geez man don't go in there I just did a Blossom poo
P2-Yup I can smell it

by HwDangerouswomen August 24, 2017

The Terrible Poos

Similar to the "Terrible Twos" a specific period of time when raising a child that every parent hates. It occurs when their child is big enough to have adult sized shits that stink to high hell, but when they are still too young and too uncoordinated enough so the parents still need to wipe their ass.

Holy shit, Little George just took a huge dump. So I had to go in there to wipe his ass.

I can't wait until his arms are long enough and the Terrible Poos phase is over!

by GoCtotheB January 27, 2017

Luxury Poo

when the upstairs toilet is occupied by a fellow plopper. It is the prime opportunity to deliver the goods to the forbidden downstairs toilet reserved solely for a number 1 or guest use...

Jurassic park! Upstairs is busy, I'm off for a Luxury poo!

by adam.kaplan4 December 11, 2012

race is a poo

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race is a poo

by racegay October 6, 2020

poo pal

Your bond is made with poo.

Mike and Paul became poo pals, bonded for life, when Paul pooed on the train track and they watched a train run over and squish it.

by Adrenaline_x March 2, 2021

Poo Poon

Slang term used for a butthole in the most informal way.

When Michael was viciously flicking Janet's clitoris with his tongue, the pleasure compelled Janet to eat Michael's poo poon with the same enthusiasm.

by Buttstuff30 November 29, 2020

Poo-c

A female reproductive organ; Vagina.

"Bro. Did you get any poo-c last night?"
"naww... she had a boyfriend .-."

by Nex (level:1001) June 8, 2016