Tee-ball Tommy

a Caveman named Tommy that can't get girls in his own league, so he must move down a couple.

"Look at Tee-ball Tommy, hes 16 years old and he can only get nerdy 8th graders."

by Punanii August 14, 2009

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS Tommy is ugly, special, and utterly dumb as he whines like a pousey, stalks freshman girls in an attempt to rape them. He also looks like Oscar from Shark Tale!

by Harvard Future Grad January 13, 2019

tommy

these people are retards and have gay hair and not balls, the look like a dying rate and they always get there brother on you.

tommy you retard
ill get my brother on you

by monkey nigga face fucker March 5, 2023

Tommy Wommy Kebab

When you get skewered from all angles by the bois.

"Terrific tommy wommy kebab last night bois!"

by PGTipzz November 4, 2020

National slap a tommy day

If u know a tommy slap themm

It’s National slap a tommy day slap themm

by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019

Tommy rigging

When you fix something just enough that the next person that uses it, breaks it.

"Alright, which one of you has been Tommy rigging the toilet again?!"

by Velvet Pimpson July 20, 2023

Texas Tommy

Either: a very large bowel movement as a result of opioid-induced constipation
Or: a large stick, used to dislodge or break up such a bowel movement that is stuck in the toilet and won't go down
Or: a person (the "index case") who may have produced the original bowel movement after whom the above are named.

Wow, did you see the Texas Tommy that that guy left in the toilet?

by R2xman August 19, 2025