Snorting Office

The location where cocaine is made. In other words, a crack house/meth lab. Usually inhabited by rough looking men in lab coats and mouth covers, using razors to cut up cocaine, then weighing it and putting it into bags. Also in the Snorting Office there are guns of many calibre's and a dodgy looking chap who puts the bags of weighed coke in his pocket or shoe or wallet and then goes out and sells the drugs.

Dave: Did you get the stuff???

Greg: Hells yeah, its real fresh too.

Dave: How fresh??

Greg: Literally fresh out the Snorting Office.

Dave: Sweet.

by Sieffy December 7, 2012

The Office

The best, funniest show you will ever watch.

I just finished watching the office

Let me guess-you loved every second of it

Yes

by dyslexicbitch May 12, 2021

Oval Office

All United States president’s coming together to sit on my face for one glorious afternoon

Come here Joe! Come complete the Oval Office!

by Swaggy872 October 25, 2022

Slapping The Post Office

A eupherism for tripping on acid.

"Teneal's dad almost drove over some niggers, he must have been slapping the post office all night long"

by MrsDrSeuss October 28, 2011

putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.

"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

Office Assaulter

This is the name given to the person in your office, who no one really likes, that always finds a way to cop an unwanted feel.

While I was working quietly at my desk Kevin came up behind me and started to rub my back, I was so disgusted. He is such an Office Assaulter!

by jb02 December 9, 2008

officer hairy bush

the term you use when your arresting officer has more hair on his bush then on his head... also when an someone does not believe in cleaning there nether regions....

i got arrested the other day and i swear to god to officer was officer hairy bush!! i took one look at him and couldn't stop laugher.. poor guy

by hairaphobia August 21, 2008