venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet

Why did you type this? Why did I define it? Why are any of us doing anything? "Life is a marathon, not a sprint" see you on the other side

Emma: hey can I get a venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet?
Cashier: ...sure

by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023

SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped

Girl-(says a joke)
You-SALTS

by Djcassidy June 9, 2020

Salt of the earth

A practice in ancient warfare where conquerors would deliberately spread salt over the lands of a defeated enemy, rendering the soil infertile and unsuitable for farming.

Used to refer to a toxic individual.

Hope it was worth it, people like yourself are the salt of the earth, bring nothing but famine and destruction to the land

by Truthsepeaker May 8, 2025

Salt mommy

A sugar mommy but hornier and more evil,my FWB has a salt mommy.

I want a salt mommy

by Sparkle_gelatine September 3, 2024

SALTS

SMILED A LITTLE THEN STOPED

When your friend sends you somthing funny but it’s really not

Person:(sends video)
Me: SALTS

by Xrayv4104 November 20, 2020

Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch

I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”

by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023

Salt

The act of throwing salt, degrading someone for sport.

Bob: "Bruh the only reason you guys won is because the refs were retarded."

Jake from State Farm: "HOLY SHIT THE SALT. Naa dude, we were the better team, why are you always throwing salt for no reason?"

Bob: "Alright, my bad"

by ICEBALLER October 8, 2014