Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.

“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”

by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023

nap

A nap taken at midday that one awakens from at an obscene hour, throwing off their sleep schedule. Common among neo-neckbeards and other such individuals.

person at 1:15 PM: Ugh... so tired. I'm gonna go take a nap.
person falls to sleep at 1:20 PM; wakes up at 6:05 PM
person: Damn it... my sleep schedule's still garbage. I should probably stop taking a "nap" every other afternoon.

by Inlovewithabsol February 20, 2024

Nev nap

Where you fall asleep in public or during an outing with the boys

“Oh man Beau fell asleep at the roadhouse again. Mid conversation I was talking to him and next thing you know he was down for a Nev nap”

by Pu$$yCru$her69 April 25, 2025

Nap

Any length of sleep where the subject fails to adequately “get ready for bed.”

“Don’t you brush your teeth at night?”
“Well, I’m just taking a nap.”

“You fell asleep eating a popsicle and now you’re all sticky!”
“No. I was just napping.”

by Raspberrydoorjam September 27, 2019

nap tattoo

When you wake up from an intense nap and have marks and lines on parts of your body

John woke up from a 3 hour nap and saw nap tattoos on his arms

by PogChamp3 May 17, 2023

Nap Mode

(n) the feeling you receive after a delicious meal or hearty burrito. Having the need to stop what you’re doing and take a nap. (See Itis)

Ty: Dude, that breakfast burrito was so filling
Shaye: Yeah I’m going into nap mode
Ty: You mean the itis?
Shaye: What’s that?

by Jedi Master Ty July 15, 2021

Guilt nap

The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.

"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."

by robr September 1, 2013