molvin

a perfect being

thats so molvin of you

by ASHLIE E August 11, 2008

molotov socktail

when you jack off into a soccer sock and then cover it in axle grease, light it on fire, and hurling it, like a molotov cocktail

instead of fag grenades, use your molotov socktail

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

molext

The receiving of a sext message from someone who you would never dream of sexting

Girl 1: That creepy guy in my bio class just sent me a picture of his junk.

Girl 2: The dirty one with acne and a jew fro?

Girl 1: Yeah. He's so weird.

Girl 2: Ew that's gross. You just got molexted!

by Luke Sky Waka October 2, 2010

molson muscle

A slang term for a beer belly. Your stomach muscles have been transformed by beer (Molson) into a protruding stomach.

Eww, check out that guy, he's got a Molson Muscle.

by SoupNotSee November 10, 2010

Molly Harris

Awesome sexy beautiful girl who is pretty has nice hair and has lots of friends all the boys look at her as if she were an angel

Girl named Molly Harris who is very nice and pretty
Molly Harris

by Mattcat888 August 5, 2011

Moldy Cheese

A phrase that is used when something is beyond cheesy/corny. The phrase orginates from cheese gone bad. The bad mold in cheeses creates a harmful bacteria. The mold can send threads of mold into the cheese to create the bacteria as does an extra dose of cheesy. Hence the phrase.

Sarah: "There's only one of you. You're irreplaceable.."
Mary: "Moldy cheese!" Haha

by whitey m September 26, 2013

Moled

To be so hungover that you spent the day in your bed, with your room in darkness, only to leave for a piss. Often happens to those that aren't used to drinking, or by tories.

"Wheres dave?"
"He got too fucked off his horse last night so he's spending the day moled"
"Fucking tory"

by Nick Cleggggy March 2, 2014