Sly Knobber

Someone who's a little bit handy with the ladies. Especially someone who might have more than one lady on the go at once. Is a bit sly with his knob.

Kalabsra: Is Tal up to his dusty tricks again?
Rob: Yeah, he's a bit of a sly knobber.

by way_with_words April 7, 2010

Hobnob knobjob

When a bird chews up a hobnob biscuit and gives you a blowie with the bits still in her mouth.

Mate, Michelle gave me the most wicked hobnob knobjob last night

by StickySteve87 June 4, 2021

Knobbard

Knobbard was in fact invented by my sister, and it is a cross between a retard and a knob, and is highly useful as an insult

*Someone trips over* "God, you are such a knobbard

by Marie Astill May 13, 2005

knobsplash

(1)a complete and total waste of sperm

(2) a completely useless and foolish person that has less use than a chocolate teapot

David Hasselhoff would class as a knobsplash if he went on a self-improvement program.

by LozRik13 January 8, 2007

Knobb-Off

Male Masterbation

I had a good knobb-off today!

by Soke No-Last-Name June 21, 2010

knobligation

A non-obligation; an activity or event where the participation of every member of a group is not required, but where it would be socially frowned upon for a member not to participate. So its an obligation, but not really...

The staff are hosting a potluck tonight, and it's a knobligation for everybody to attend. So you don't have to, but you really should...

by Nutmeg10 December 18, 2010

Knobdale

Dick smegma.

Knobdale forms under the foreskin and is an off white, cheesy, odiferous substance.

I had a lot of knobdale going on but she still sucked me like a champ.

Your knobdale is really ripe.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018