Megyn Kelly

YOU WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING EITHER!

Hym "What would Megyn Kelly do to stop a school shooting? NOTHING! A big fat nothing! 0! ZERO! Not a Goddamn thing. And you want to lock the parents up for NOT INTERVENING in a way that WE ALL KNOW you would NOT INTERVENE and then you have the nerve to condemn the parents and cry on you fucking priests shoulder 'BOO HOO! I'm so sad murdered kids even though I would do more to provoke it than I would EVER would to stop it. And then I'll cry for my priest and the camera.' They're burning in hell (by the way) according to your religion they're a 99.9% chance they're burning in hell FOREVER. The dead kids? Hell forever. Terrible! And we all say it too. All your viewers saw you do nothing. You God saw it. And to pretend you would intervene in any way that's substantial is a LIE which you're going to burn forever for too. So, at least the dead kids will have company."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Emily Kelly

Emily kelly will be The sweetest girl you will know she is beautiful and kind if you know a Emily kelly don’t even lose her

Boy 1: hey you know Emily kelly right?
Boy 2: ya she is so sweet I don’t wanna ever lose her

by Emily kelly November 5, 2019

Jack Kelly

A handsome, heroically charismatic plain-spoken, know-nothing, skirt-chasing, cocky little son of a-

Lie down with dogs and you’ll wake up with a raise and a promotion!

Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 31, 2025

Noor Arina you should stop being mean because Kelly Ker teach me and have more followers too.

Noor Arina you should stop being mean because Kelly Ker teach me and have more followers too.

Noor Arina you should stop being mean because Kelly Ker teach me and have more followers too.

by sya1233 April 8, 2025

Kelly

She's my bestfirend, caring, funny, nice, beautiful, awesome, if you have a kelly you should be proud.

"See her? That's Kelly she's the coolest person ever!"

by Jakezani December 18, 2016

Aysia Kelly

a basic white girl with daddy issues. she’s fake and has no real friends. sucks for her. she’s a stoner and pheens off of everyone else’s weed and nic.

oh look it’s aysia kelly being an annoying little fuck

by urmomwasinmybedlastnight November 26, 2022

Spud Kelly

Same as Dap, or Respek Knuckles.

Derived from the boxer by the same title.

The friends greeted with a Spud Kelly.

by Dickens Heighdor April 13, 2008