Someone who is late to everything or doesn't go at all. Kyle misses everything from school to missing his child's birth. Kyle often finds himself sleeping 16 hours a day and waking up wondering how he is so late to work.
(1) Sorry boss, I woke up 5 Minutes too kyle.
(2) Where were you yesterday Steven? My bad boss I was hanging out with Kyle
(2) Where were you yesterday Steven? My bad boss I was hanging out with Kyle
by Punkcake February 09, 2018
That ass hole your best friend chases after and once she gets with him he breaks her, he flirts with every girl he sees. He is overly aggressive and just massive dick hole. He is a massive man whore. He is going to break you. He is the only one that matters in a relationship, he is a fuck boi don't trust Kyle. He flirts with anyone and everyone, he will make you stay up crying over him because that's what he wants. Shield your friends from Kyle.
Friend 1: Have you seen kyle?
Friend 2: Yeah he's over there flirting with some girl
Friend 1: Isn't he dating someone?
Friend 2: Yes
Friend 2: Yeah he's over there flirting with some girl
Friend 1: Isn't he dating someone?
Friend 2: Yes
by ChaCharealsmooooooooooooth March 09, 2016
There is a sex position called “the kyle crane”, to do the kyle crane you need to stick a rusty hammer in a girls asshole, then cause internal bleeding
by Chico__ August 10, 2021
Kyle Mirren is an annoying Little fat faggot boy, who is usually seen following a Gary.
They're loud, and obnoxious and are overall Pricks. (And they take up a spot in Cyber security that could be going to Jack.)
They're loud, and obnoxious and are overall Pricks. (And they take up a spot in Cyber security that could be going to Jack.)
Person 1 : Hey dude you Wanna go beat up that guy? He's a total Kyle Mirren.
Person 2: nah dude he's following a Gary around.
Dude look at that faggot over there! He's such a Kyle Mirren.
Person 2: nah dude he's following a Gary around.
Dude look at that faggot over there! He's such a Kyle Mirren.
by Cute gamer girl November 18, 2019
by stepbrodukie March 08, 2021
An anime loving, procrastinator who thinks he’s the top dog. if you find a Kyle Reed you’ll need to be aware because he’s act likes better than you 100% of the time
by 50Shadesofblue May 05, 2019
An NBA player that used to brick every shot with the Lakers and still kinda does with the Wizards until it's clutch time and he goes off. Also wears a lot of ... interesting stuff
Average LeBron fan: Kyle Kuzma is trash, he can't make a single layup
Average Kuzma enjoyer: Just wait until clutch time, he'll light up his old team aka LeMickey's team on fire
Average Kuzma enjoyer: Just wait until clutch time, he'll light up his old team aka LeMickey's team on fire
by sirswagger21 December 29, 2021